The Eyeglasses Rap (also know as Four Eyes are Better Than One) is a rap song once sung in the episode Eyeglasses.
Lyrics[]
Miss Whoops, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Nervous: Four eyes are better than one.
Four eyes are better than one.
Mr. Nervous: Indeed.
Miss Whoops, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Nervous: Four eyes are better than one.
Four eyes are better than one.
Miss Whoops: They call us four eyes cause we wear glasses, yo.
Can't see a thing without 'em but we go with the flow.
We're dashin' with the fashion and our work's never done.
It's a not-so-secret fact: four eyes are better than one.
Miss Whoops, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Nervous: Four eyes are better than one.
Four eyes are better than one.
Miss Whoops: Now take a four-eyed pirate on his fancy ship
Where a scary one-eyed pirate showed off her swordmanship.
The captain put the stop before the fight had begun.
One again he proved to us four eyes are better than one.
Miss Whoops, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Nervous: Four eyes are better than one.
Four eyes are better than one.
Miss Whoops: Remember four-eyed David when he took on his foe?
Fighting single-eyed Golaith
Blow-for-blow, Toe-to-Toe
If it wasn't for his glasses, he might not have won.
Once again, history proves four eyes are better than one.
Miss Whoops, Mr. Fussy, and Mr. Nervous: Four eyes are better than one.
Four eyes are better than one.
Mr. Nervous: Indeed.
Miss Whoops: They call us four eyes even though we save the day.
Every time some one-eyed villain comes and gets in the way.
Just because our vision's blurry doesn't mean that we'll run.
You can always count on us.
Miss Whoops, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Nervous, and Mr. Nosey: Four eyes are better than one.
Trivia[]
- Mr. Nervous was not scared of performing!
- Mr. Nervous can be seen with toes.
- The characters David and Goliath are referenced, but the story told in the song is almost nothing like the original.